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Now I'm pretty sure that you're asking youreself 'Who is this gorgeous hunk of man asking me out on a date?'
My name is Clayton Stoner and I am a studly defenseman from the Minnesota Wild.
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I hail from the meatiest, most partying-est and studliest place in all of Canada and that is British Columbia.
Most girls rave on and on about Cal Clutterbuck but I think I've got a *ahem* few inches on him, if you catch my drift.
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It's the BC thing and it's been proven.
Anyway, on our date we start out at some restaurant that I let you pick because I am a gentleman like that. It's nice and it's quaint and the wine is pretty good.
We have a nice conversation about beards and how much you love them.
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(Really, I can't blame you. I like them too.)
After dinner I suggest we go get a few drinks at this bar a few blocks down. It's summer so the weather is nice and the walk is fun.
At the bar, I start buying us drinks and am impressed that you can keep up. That is until you find the mechanical bull in the bar and I cannot stop you.
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I am also impressed with how well you stay on that bull, if you know what I mean. After that display, I ask "How would you like to tame my bull like that?"
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Did you have fun on the date?
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Would you 'tame his bull'?
Let us know in either the comments or the poll in the sidebar.
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