And we like Mouthguard's idea for this date so we're going with that. It's gonna be an intense ride that's for sure.
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What's up, ladies? I am Ryane Clowe, with an 'e' so get it right.
This date will start out with me picking you up in my monster truck because that's how I roll, literally.
We go to my favorite pub and get a nice pub meal.
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It's greasy and messy and delicious. We wash it all down with beer.
And more beer.
And after two hours, we're drunk as all hell. But it's okay because I can handle my alcohol and obviously so can you. That's why we're dating.
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We go to the next bar, next door and just drink even more. We play darts and laugh and cause a scene.
It seems that one dude is unhappy with our raucous behavior and wants 'to go' with me.
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So we double-team fight this guy and then have to leave the bar in a hurry.
Instead of going home, we go to the bar down the street and then destroy shit there. Another dude doesn't like the look of me and starts another fight.
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This time I fight alone and you egg me on in the background. It's perfect.
After this bar and fight, we finally call it quits. I think I'm borderline blackout and you're getting blurrier by the minute.
At your house, I walk you to your door and as you're unlocking the door I do 'the lean' and give you the best puppy dog eyes I can make while drunk.
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Well, do you let Mr. Clowe in?
Did you have fun on this date? Was it something you would do again?
As usual, let us know!
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