Quarterfinals: Day Five

#1 Washington Capitals / New York Rangers


Capitals still lead series 2-1 after a 3-2 win by the Rangers


By the power of the mustache.


That's why the Rangers won.

We heard Dubinsky yelling, "THAT'S FOR CALLAHAN!!!" after he scored the winning goal with less than two minutes left in the game.

Alex Ovechkin scored and we're pretty sure he burst a blood vessel celebrating.

That joke just doesn't get old to us.

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#4 Anaheim Ducks / #5 Nashville Predators


Predators lead series 2-1 after an exciting 4-3 game in Smashville


Mike Fisher scored the winner.


But that isn't the story of this game. Teemu Selanne had two goals and a dominating performance but the Ducks still lost.

Apparently after the game he flipped shit over the loss and just ripped into his team's lackluster performance.

That's what happens when Shea Weber is up your asshole the whole game.

Hehe.

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#1 Vancouver Canucks / #8 Chicago Blackhawks


Canucks lead series 3-0 after a 3-2 win in the Windy City


Hawks took the lead for the first time in this series but couldn't do much else with the power plays handed to them by the Canucks taking stupid penalties.


Can't say that we're surprised about this at all.

The Canucks are just #Winning all over the ice. Although the only reason the Canucks won was Roberto Luongo playing lights out.

Must be easy when your gear is three times larger than your body ala Martin Brodeur and there isn't Dustin Byfuglien in your face.

Sorry, that was unnecessarily mean.

We feel a little better though. Hopefully this comes to a merciful end soon.