Date Night Friday: Jordan Staal

Imagine our shocked faces when we realized that we have never dated a Staal boy. Never.

That's just unheard in our line of work.

We feel that we have let down our general female population/readers and we want to apologize. It might be because we never liked the obvious pick but even this is too much for us.

Anyway, enjoy the date!

-&-

Helloooooooo ladies.

I don't think I need to introduce myself but just in case, my name is Staal, Jordan Staal.

And I am the son of a sod-farmer with extremely buff arms and beautiful blonde hair. It happens only in Canada. I am the best looking Staal but my brothers aren't too bad.


Okay, onto the date.

I have planned the perfect evening for us. It starts out in the afternoon when I take you to get my favorite food ever, pierogies. I like to smother them in butter and onions but don't tell coach.


After that indulgence, I take you to my favorite place in all of Pittsburgh: the zoo.

We start with the tigers and pandas and work our way throughout, aw-ing at the cutest animals and making fun of the crazy-looking ones.

I buy you a stuffed polar bear because I saw you looking at it and hand it to you as we leave the park.

I have to admit, it's a pretty suave move on my part.

In the car, we listen to the radio and sing along all the way to your house.


-&-

Did you like this innocent date with Mr. third Staal?

Are pierogies and the zoo your type of date?

Let us know either by voting or in the comments section.